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OOC Mystery of the Yukigami => General OOC Chat => Topic started by: Akodo Heisuke on September 22, 2011, 02:34:25 PM



Title: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Akodo Heisuke on September 22, 2011, 02:34:25 PM
Hello people,

Are you a strong infantry type that believes he could belong in a shock troop? Do you enjoy handing out pain in the name of the Emperor? Do you think you would be the definition of a shock trooper?

Then join squad 1 and find equal minded people!

Join now and receive a weapon polisher for free!

Cheers.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Shosuro Zhelazo on September 22, 2011, 02:45:42 PM
And like all good warriors, you shall be very close with your comrades.

Very close, indeed.



Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Soshi Karoshi on September 22, 2011, 08:43:42 PM
Doin' doshi-doshi.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Kitsuki Masakaze on September 22, 2011, 11:42:02 PM
Yes. The men of squad 1 don't just sleep with their armour. They are their own fortresses... ehehehe....

JOIN SQUAD 2 INSTEAD! Capable of the same actions but more fresh fruit, gossiping and tea! Tasty tea! Really! Join now and receive this free complimentary tea set!


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Akodo Heisuke on September 26, 2011, 09:34:29 AM
Squad 2 get off my lawn.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Matsu Aoki on September 26, 2011, 10:11:50 AM
/sets the girls to guarding the lawn.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Kakita Miki on September 26, 2011, 10:28:23 AM
Oooh. Kitties!


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Yoritomo Amano on September 26, 2011, 10:44:18 AM
I suddenly find myself relieved that I switched companies.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Kitsuki Masakaze on September 26, 2011, 10:28:10 PM
*walks on the lawn again and is chased after by Lions* b-but I only came to see my good friend Akodo-san!!! *Flees*


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Moshi Shuichi on October 01, 2011, 10:44:58 PM
Looks like I am the Nikutai here by the way.

I hope we all get along...

and that i don't get eaten by the girls...  Can you tell them Moshi aren't edible Matsu-san?


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Matsu Aoki on October 02, 2011, 03:19:46 AM
Luckily I have read the forest description so there is enough food for the girls, they just have to go catch it for themselves.  Plenty of opportunity to take others on hunting trips.  Good job I'm an honourable Lion and not a dirty dirty Scorp or there would be plenty of 'accidents'.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Soshi Karoshi on October 02, 2011, 03:22:08 AM
Who says there won't be?


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Matsu Aoki on October 02, 2011, 03:24:45 AM
Who says there won't be?

Well I was meaning 'lion related hunting 'accidents' '.

When a Lion wants you dead they usually make a frontal assault.


(Going to have to make sure I stick to lower case l for the girls and upper case L for the clan, or this is going to get very confusing  ??? )


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Moshi Shuichi on October 02, 2011, 03:25:42 AM
I certainly didn't....  I just didn't want to be one of those accidents :p

In other news Gunso-sama can you get me a No Dachi t.t

((true story Matsu-san))


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Soshi Karoshi on October 02, 2011, 03:31:53 AM
In other news Gunso-sama can you get me a No Dachi t.t

Just a nikutai here, if this is me you mean.

No-dachi?

*looks at Shuichi's subtitles*

I'll see what I can do.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Moshi Shuichi on October 02, 2011, 03:33:49 AM
I was talking to my Gunso Soshi-sama but nice to have you looking into it.  I wouldn't feel like a proper Lion if I wasn't swinging a big sword around...


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Akodo Heisuke on October 02, 2011, 03:34:39 AM
The moment there is a Lion 'accident' Matsu-san...

...I will make sure you regret ever making a fool of me.

-cold stare-


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Soshi Karoshi on October 02, 2011, 03:35:34 AM
I was talking to my Gunso Soshi-sama but nice to have you looking into it.  I wouldn't feel like a proper Lion if I wasn't swinging a big sword around...

What's properly Liony about a Moshi? *dumbfounded*

Besides, I foresee your gunso and me getting along.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Matsu Aoki on October 02, 2011, 03:36:53 AM
. . . I thought I had made it clear it's the Scorps that plan 'accidents'.  Lion make frontal assaults.

Only way the girls have a hunting accident is if someone dresses up as a deer and prances around the forest.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Moshi Shuichi on October 02, 2011, 03:38:17 AM
*sniffs* my mom was a Lion!

Also I have more honor then my squad mates *points at sig*  Isn't that Liony?


...what if someone is dressed up as a deer Matsu-san?


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Matsu Aoki on October 02, 2011, 03:40:53 AM
I think dressing up as a deer and prancing around the forest should be considered 'suicide by lion'.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Akodo Heisuke on October 02, 2011, 03:41:47 AM
Glad we're understood.

I run a squad of excellence. No room for 'accidents'. I shall also apply the same rules I do onto my underlings onto me.

Of course, if someone dresses as a deer, he shall be considered insane. Which means he is tainted. Which means I shall...

...discipline him.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Soshi Karoshi on October 02, 2011, 03:42:20 AM
. . . I thought I had made it clear it's the Scorps that plan 'accidents'.  Lion make frontal assaults.

Assumptions, assumptions.

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Only way the girls have a hunting accident is if someone dresses up as a deer and prances around the forest.

There is a whole scout company over there, potentially a mob of deer.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Soshi Karoshi on October 02, 2011, 03:45:15 AM
It's plausible.

(http://www.fun-stuff-to-do.com/images/my-funny-dear-or-deer-dog-santas-got-a-new-reindeer-21464584.jpg)

Tell me you cannot outdo a dachshund.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Moshi Shuichi on October 02, 2011, 03:46:44 AM
You'll have to ask that of the scout's Soshi-san...

We're lion and a confused Mantis here we don't wear costumes...


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Toku Shokami on October 04, 2011, 06:56:41 PM
On a completely unrelated note, all of fourth squad will be replacing kimonos with a savory meat suit. Completely unrelated, I assure you.


Title: Re: South Company - First Squad
Post by: Ujina Kyotsu on October 04, 2011, 07:34:10 PM
On a completely unrelated note, all of fourth squad will be replacing kimonos with a savory meat suit. Completely unrelated, I assure you.

At least it's savory. That makes it seem reasonable.