Evil Bob Campaigns

I'm simply curious who is a veteran (Done at least 1 already) of the L5r pbp world?

*waves*
But i'm not telling who I was.

*raises hand* I am!

I died once in Maigo no Samurai Mura, once in Mindshred's game that was set on the Mantis isles, and stuck around longer than most others in Evil Bob's last game.

Anyone a black scroll survivor?

I was. :3

No clue. No wonder. Weren\'t in those.

*raises hand*

The impressive part is that the two deaths in Mindshred's games were on the first day of actual play.

*joins the raised hands*

You know, now the Newbies need a thread.  I know we are getting a bunch of those and I'm pretty happy about it.  I like fresh ideas and new styles of play.  Still, happy to see all these familiar faces again.  Good times return again!

Rats, this topic name tricked me. I was thinking you meant Veteran of another military campaign.

That's a yes, the true topic of this thread though is a no.

When do I stop being a veteran and just call myself a methuselah?

Depends, how many times have you committed diablerie?

Ho-hum, tricky question.

Let's just say that my Humanity isn't so important anymore...

Technically!


Been a while though.

If you are a methuselah than I am a Cain.  I've been playing since the first Winter Court, and Virendra and me were Kyuden Shinomen bait... also Seppun Shin was there too.  I think he survived that game where Virendra and me died horribly.  Unless I know who you are Yasuko and just am not putting the pieces together.

Yeap, survived that one. Didn't go to Winter Court though. Didn't have Internet at that point >_>

Wasn't at Winter Court, but been around since Shinomen. ;)  The Shadow Dragon had some fun with me at that place.

I didn't get accepted to either Winter Court (and have a banner to prove it). :(

Silly me.  I know who you are now.  *hugs*

I guess I fall under  the veteran banner.

May I expect veterans to know how to be economical?

The Veterans Welcome Party will be a good judge of that, no? ;D

I'm not entirely sure what you mean by 'economical'.  Is that referring to word economy or koku?

It refers to dutiful non-depleting of available resources in the spirit of compassion to the rank and file who may otherwise find staples lacking by the end of winter isolation of the Legion.

*preemptive facepalm*

I've been around since Kyuden Asako... That was, what? 3 years or so ago?

I don't understand much of what's being said. From what I gather there is a more or less official PBP? I've not done anything like that, though I've been in a few PBP. It's still a little new to me, but at least I get the jist of what's going on.

There were two Winter Court PbP games that were sanctioned by AEG (who chose which applicants would get to play).  The first one was regarded as pretty awesome, while the second one seemed to fall flat to many observers.

*pets*   ^_^

Winter Court PbP sounds awesome even if it fell flat. Perhaps if they have a new one I'll try to join. I really like that idea, and I always like it when the MCA gets more story fluff.

One thing that will always be a problem with the Winter Courts is some people will always think that you are playing this canon-character wrong (I know, I've even been there myself).

I think that a Winter Court event after the Time-Jump (not this year, however, since it would be way too late to announce it now) into Emperor Edition, would work well, since so many of the beloved "fan-favourites" will be gone by then. It gives a clean slate even when you get cast as a daimyo or a big hot-shot character.

My fan favorite isn't gone.

 ;D

Who is that?

One who's not dead, nor retired.

D: You won't tell me your favorite?

No.

D: *puppy dragon face*

 ::)

Are you 100% sure?

I bet that makes you happy, dear. But I wouldn't expect her to hang around much longer after EE starts. ;)

I know. I'm almost wishing that one of the writer's choice deals with her and her family. But I smile any time she gets story time.

I hope they give her an awesome ending, though.

Come on, how about a hint?

You've had quite a few.

 :P

Well, we do know that the nephew is still around, and is old... so wow, she must be ancient come EE! I hope she got lots of nice little kiddies with her hubby :D

I didn't start playing CE until it was almost over, so I don't have any real favorite characters...

I think I know who it is!

I have a guess as well, and I think it's pretty solid.

Never too much of an enigmatic tension. :P

I don't really follow the story anymore (except for the crazy Moto guy and occasional theocide), so I for one have no clue.

_o/  Done few before.

inorite?

To others: You're welcome to hazard a guess ...

Is it Iewako? or..... Phoenix clan champ, I think she was pretty young last I checked.

I was thinking Matsu Yufu, but then I re-read her card and realized she was a generation too old.  I can't really think of any current characters who have a named aunt, so I'm out.

No, no and no.

Though ... has Yufu popped up in any of the stories? I absolutely loved that art.   ;D

Ochiai! *fangirls Ochiai, too*

Heh.

>_> I like Fire... Shugenja.

One of my favorite characters was Kitsu Motso.

He had balls the size of battleships.

And he used them to beat people up, too. ^_^

Other than Da Man, my favourite character was Tsuruchi himself.

"No, today is a good day to kill."

Yoritomo, Tsuruchi, Kitsu Motso, Ikoma Ujiaki, all great characters.

I also loved Ryosei. Woman had a pair of ovaries that made mountains crumble. That's why, when I read the Fox joined the Mantis, a little bit of me died.

I voted against that one, but my colleagues seemed insistent.

I started reading the fictions again, and I regret for the most. They seem so... what's the word... Teen Appropriate?

Read the first lesson. It's really good. In a bad way.

Will do. I find the current fictions too lighthearted, and very much unlike the original storyline.

They are in a war with a God Avatar of Destruction, they are screwed, and yet... why do they seem so frickin cheerful?

I gave up on the fictions when Kuon died.  Have they got any better since?


[On topic] Done a fair few of these things before.  >_>  <_<  Maybe more than a few.

First lesson was not cheerful. Nope.

*Plots murder of resident spider.*

First Lesson and the new one about the Dragon are pretty awesome.

Problem with fictions is there's no way they're gonna be on the level of the old ones unless they go back to professional writers. And cost-wise, that's not gonna happen. People buy it anyway (and that includes me, I'm a sucker for the CCG) :P I must've stopped following the storyline somewhere around late Jade. Came back for a bit in Lotus/Samurai and then dropped right back out.

What makes the storyline tough to really follow a somewhat straight line is that dumb things can appear due to tourny prizes like Gutobo killing the God Beast by eating his way out of it. My issue is mantis hasnt much quality time in story beyond Dude shows up and is attempts at bad ass for a paragraph so I don't really pay to much attention to the stories. Though First lesson was great.

Just read first lesson. Spotted at least three spelling mistakes. They need a better editor.

Ignoring that... wow, what a great and compelling story. I actually feel haunted myself now after reading it. I really want Kenta to somehow take back his family lands. I hate the Spider even more... gah...

I've been playing since Words Cut Like Steel

and I've been considering making this character the daughter of that one.

Ah...memories

Been playing php's since first WC then Kyuden Shinomen but had a long break after ITOW.

i've been in a game or three...

Ive done a few PBP games over the years and have played l5r rpg for 5ish years. Technically havnt combined the two yet.

*pets*  It's good to have you back in the flow again. ^_^  Some of us missed you.

I am also a veteran.  Haven't been around in a while though.  Muwahaha.

only the clinically  insane ones  :P

What if we haven't been diagnosed?

'Tis true, you've had a long break. Wow, your last game must have been... hum... *thinks* GMing at the LBS-game?

I feel really honored guys.  I'm bringing many people out of retirement for this.  It's a very humbling feeling.  Thanks for all your support in this game.  I hope I can live up to your expectations.

Hello. I'm filling in as the third GM for this game. Many of you may recognize me straightaway. For those of you that don't; here's a list.

Kakita Uzume - IToW
Kakita Magohachi - IToW2
Daidoji Magohachi - Strength of Honor
Moshi Toichi - Sparrow Song Theatre
Asahina Kiyoshi - Winter Court: Kyuden Asako
Bayushi Nohara - Undulation
Doji Tomiko - Beiden826
(Chuda/Yoritomo) Hiyori - Shiro Atogama
Hlaoroo (GM) - Medinaat al-Salaam
Asahina Yanagi - Kiku Toshi
Hida Dateshuu - Amahara no Mura
Seppun Sugita - Without the Guidance of Heaven
Doji Koreyasu - 7Scions
Kitsuki Mebi - Winter Court: Shiro Gisu
Otomo Kashihara - Black Scroll
Kakita Sugita - Kobune

Life got busy.  >.>

Unfortunately, it got busy right when Medinaat al-Salaam was getting going, so I did less there than I'd of liked (and by that I mean, I pretty much did setup work and then had to disappear :().

Think the last I -actually- played in was Winter Court: Kyuden Asako.

Somebody posted "Roo!" then deleted it.

Who was it?  >:(





 ;D

Nobody.  Nobody likes you, Roo.

It was me because your post disappeared.

But... ROO! :D

YOU!!!



Hello!

Yay! Me! ;D

Soooooo, we'll forget Rui getting in Nohara's way all the time, kayyyyyyyyyy?   ;D

*feels so out of the loop because he has no idea who anyone is these days...*   ???

*scars herself to give a hint*

He guessed completely wrong about you at first. I thought it was funny. ^_^

Hey, I figured it was one of two people, and I guessed the other.  Both started with F and sound similar, sooo.  I was 'close'?

I'm too new for you, Shui.

All you young'uns and your..."rock and roll"...

*gets out his cane*

I'm so hipster you've probably never heard of any of my characters.

I've only played once before... >.>

I have played before.

does this mean we are supposed to remember people from game to game?

Knew I was doing something wrong....

This will not be my first pbp game.

Oh I swear I only know talk to 1 or 2 people outside of the game settings.  I don't even care who they used to be so your probable doing it right.

Glad I'm not the only one. I was reading Hlaroo's character list and going "damn, man, I was in some of those and have no clue who you are" :P

[Edit: typos 'cause running through a tournament with a Phoenix ToP Enlightment deck is mind-boggling]

I usually recall when people start quoting character names.

Until then though it's up in the air >.>

I remember the great majority of you ^_^

....cheater

:p

Do you know who I am?  :)

I know who I am.

Signed,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Gaijin

A little bit yes. We have a kinship of sorts sir.


Yes. Partly because of my cheatery. I'll admit you really threw me off. Another player on this forum played a Kakita Miki in the past, and I thought it was a rehash at first.

Nein.      ;)

I'm looking forward to this character from you though. It's a bit different from anything I remember you playing before. And I have your whoooooole list.

If that's the Rui I am thinking of I'm pretty sure he doesn't deserve forgiveness :p


True enough I suppose

I'm surprised you would even know what I'm talking about        :D


I should say I have a kinship with Kakita Hoseki. That's more accurate I think. In an obscure way.

I figured you meant a lot of old school players keep track of each other.   Which they do >.>

I used to keep better track myself but I missed more then a few games as of late.  Have too get back into the swing of l5r last character I made I was rather disappointed in.

I thought he was fun. If the game had lasted longer, I think our characters would have been good male-gossip buddies.    ;D

It was mostly because i don't think i ever nailed down his personality to the degree i wanted.  You are right though more time and more threads and we could of been good friends. 

That's fair. I didn't for mine either. Not quite.

That's how it goes though.  Can take a bit to properly get the feel of a character.

I'll admit, as the previous Kakita Miki, I did do a double take at the name, but this one doesn't appear to be a brain damaged gay male Harrier . . .

Can never be to certain about that Male part Matsu-san... it is a crane after all.  It needs further examination just to be sure...

Oh, I just recognized who Shuichi is, just based on the way he writes. ^_^

*needs to stop remembering these little details*

But then again, interacting for a few months with that typing-style while eating origami frogs... tends to leave an impression. ;)


(at least, that's what I'm guessing ^_^ )

I don't recall ever eating Origami frogs....  Though I just might not be recalling correctly.

'course I could of changed my typing style a bit with time O.o

Then again if it was you not I that was eating Oragami frogs I would be sure not to remember.

Ah, then I was mistaken. ^^;

No idea who you are then.

That means I am victorious!

*cues maniacal laughter*

Yes true.

I've seen this before.  Frog madness.  You poor, poor man.

Share with psyduck and pedobear.

No... a very different approach to things is being taken. Miki is not a brain damaged harrier this time...

And what cheatery? Using GM powers to check my email address?

Comparing IP?

magic? Maho?

Very much so.

May you be cleansed by the holy fire. Burn The Witch, Burn The Heretic, Burn the Mutant

In this case, burn the cheating GM on stake.

Or drown in whiskey.

We in heaven sometime take notice of you mortals.  Be thankful that our gaze does not bring with it ire.

/Quietly notes which two words the current Miki left out of the description from the old Miki.

Well, this Miki is female, judging from her description in the character thread.

Traps.

I have played enough myself to be wary.  :P

It's a Crane... they be all traps.  Almost.

No, she is certainly female.

Can I feel just to make sure?

There is no male crane only woman with manly chests.

... >.>

<.<

...

...

Women with unwomanly chests are actually the most common Crane kind of women. Too little protein and all.

The basic truth is that you cannot tell apart their gender unless you thoroughly inspect underneath their yukatas. And even then you can't be certain.

I'll handle this job, I have the necessary qualifications.

You mean fundoshi, right? :P

I stand corrected. I assumed some of them may not be wearing fundoshi out of convenience. Which would be gender-telling were it not the Crane.

*cough*  Harriers then.  Going commando.

That is but one of many resources at my disposal. You also narrowed it down yourself by things you posted.

I'd say going very very early Rambo.

You know you want me to.

Slash so early? Mmmm.

if so then this indeed will be a fun game :p

It's a Veterans' thread, we should expect nothing less.

Also, no way I am playing a dude next time around. Girls have all the fun.

As a long time player of guys, I can relate.

Not always.

 :-*

I have a gay Moto on my characters-to-do list.

You know the gay Shiba didn't get any.

*rearranges 'to-do' list*

Monkey lesbian sportswoman then. Something truer to my spirit.

Have to find the right players . . .

Well that is true it doesn't help when you character is forced out of the game due to others actions.

Veterans, could you pull one of your fellow veterans into the game to be the Genbu chui?

I may know someone. I'll ask around.

Looks at disads. Starts to say something.

Gives up.

Flees mutely.

... I must see this.

I also had a Monkey in mind... But, more... Overconfident and insanely lucky.


D: Don't leave me!

WAIT A MINUTE.

I'm lugging a giant rock around for a woman who isn't even interested in my gender?  PSHT.

*throws rock against a wall and stalks off*

Mmmm, lesbian melodrama. Even better than simple slash.

*noms popcorn, passes beer to Amano so he could chill out*

... Who said I wasn't? ;)

You know that's just the Crane way of inviting you to her tent right?

I mean she she never said no....

Shows you have a lot to learn about women.  Not so much about Crane, but lots about women.

Please try an avoid any dishonorable and shameful acts, I would hate to advise some unfortunate punishments. *Shakes cane*

*Angry Blush.*

"No! I didn't! I don't! I mean... BAKAS!"

*Continues flight*

"See I told ya."

D:

Hrm?

I thought she just said.

"I did want to be chased but you shouldn't of sad it out loud...  Baka"

(To put Miki's reluctance to voice her opinions and/or preferences in such matters into perspective... if a crane saw her skill list; the clan would disown her in an instant for what she does not have.)

*pats miki* That's okay if your clan doesn't want you I have a younger brother you can marry in a couple years...

White hair?  Bi-sexual tendencies?

Are these not qualifications for deluxe powder-blue membership card?

Oh my.

I hold you accountable for this; how will you make it up to me?

More importantly, can I watch?

*fishes a tub of popcorn out of his ginormous jug*

Now you're talking, Miki!

*noms more popcorn, pulls out hookah*

Quite. Bwahahaha


Mmmm DFC

*sits and plays her erhu as the the others talk*

Erhu!

*dies of fluff awesomeness*

what is erhu i dont even

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Q8aZ1paUw&feature=related

Erhu is a Chinese instrument.
Sample: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMhtQAMGkWY  (the girl on the right is playing the erhu)

Got it.  An erhu is a cute Asian girl playing an instrument.

Well, I dunno, I could give you cudd--- Is that popcorn, Soshi-sama? o_o

Nobody ever notices my popcorn.

Popcorn... what popcorn? I did not know about any popcorn!

Now I must be going...

*For some reason the popcorn is all eaten*

*shares*

I'll be a girl in my next incarnation. Please remember this kindness until then.

Ooooh. Girly!

(They've been distracted...)

*Slinks away*

/Moves the girls in to block any further pursuit of the Miki.

Put those girls away.  They detract from the music.

*pulls a bottle of lantern oil out of his jug and sets the thread on fire*

*lights the hookah from the conflagration*

*puffs calmly*

Burn, world, burn.

It's all gone wrong...

People call me a mad, most see me as an insane but truthfully I am quite sane. I just want to watch the world burn.

*Offers Miki a disguise and tips on how to appear to be someone else*

^_^

Have a puff, bro.

*Takes a few puffs*

The run funny when lit, don't you think?

OH KAMI THE BURNING!

Oh my yes. Fancy a hookah in a ceremony of chiefs?

... What?

Slash in the bunker!

Again?!?! :/

Don't we have perfectly good secluded forest glades for that?

OOoooOOoooh! Bunker! ;D

*happily joins Miki*

*... Totally innocently. I swear.*

*Locks the bunker door*

They are meditating...

Loudly...

You may leave now

Let's sum up this episode of Adult Novel Series called "The Veterans."

This time the sex of Miki was being questioned, and Asahi decides to set off for an ulterior-motivated quest to learn the truth and get some lesbian fun in the process. Intersected by a background rant about Crane sexuality by a bunch of deranged individuals, the plot thickens when Miki begins her flight as an invitation for a 'catch me if you can'. The plan to introduce gay homosexuality into the plot ultimately fails as one of the proponents betrays the project and unilaterally proclaims kharmic transsexualism. Heartbroken Amano refuses his labours for one of the love-bound girls and starts scheming his revenge. He's too occupied by brooding to notice that Asahi's bisexuality allows him a chance. During Miki's flight, we learn more of her complicated motivations and self-depreciating tendencies, an opportunity for a plotting Shuichi to manipulate her into swearing fealty to the Mantis. Enraged by the turn of events, Miki directs her ire against her lustful pursuer, what allows her to switch tables, albeit briefly. Meanwhile, Amano sinks his let-downs in conspicuous consumption, assisted by kharmically transsexual Karoshi, but when he's deserted by him-her when the Scorpion buys his-her way to Asahi's sympathy with gaijin cuisine, his unrequited emotions are nearing explosion. In a fabulous scene an erhu musician confronts a Lion beastmistress and her feline girls over miki, and their deadlock is broken by Amano setting fire to the world. That moment an evil hookah-smoking cult that has plotted it all along rears its ugly head and rejoices at the world's destruction in giant conflagration. The love and humanity, if not humankind (no parthenogenesis, sadly), is saved when Miki saves the life of Asahi by inviting her into her bunker. The episode spectacularly closes when the final protagonist, Masakaze, the cross-dressing hermaphrodite (or not) seals the safety of love flourishing in the bunker.

Stay tuned for the next episodes of "The Veterans"!

*runs into Miki's bunker*

I'M ON FIRE! AAAAHHHH!!!!

*touches everything, which sets the bunker on fire too*

OH GOD MORE FIRE!

*runs out to spread fire and mayhem to other threads*

... *subscribes*

*Claps politely after the scorpions summation.*

Well told Soshi-san.  On a side note is this part of the soundtrack? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g&ob=av3e)

It is. It's been in my head the moment Amano broke the lamp.

I approve!

I approve of Soshi-sama in general! :D

Le'Gasp Cheating already Mirumoto-san!?!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ&feature=relmfu)

... How is saying I approve cheating?!

*takes notes for the next episode while basking in glory and swimming in confetti*

Approval is only the first step into the spiral that is your tornado of a romance with Soshi-san

*nods*

O_O Kinda hard when I'm locked in a bunker with Miki. Forever.

but the bunker is destroyed half way through episode 2....

It says so in the script.

Something is missing... Ah the evil twin brother

*Shuffles off to the bunker dungeons to find one.*

I would totally watch that show. Can we start another thread just so we can do a 2nd episode?

Miki Encounters:

(http://i797.photobucket.com/albums/yy253/RegoCrux/Avatars/11hch8i.jpg)

EVIL MIKI

 You Have Encountered Evil Miki!

A: Fight
B: Bribe
C: Flee
D: Switch

I thought evil twins had goatees! DBZ Abridged lied to me! :'(

           A. Talk
           B. Ignore
---->   C. Put it in


>_>

...

<_<

That's the Eroge version Kitsuki-sama.

This is pedo version.

... How?

Maybe Evil Miki is flat?

Bad Visual Novels. Stop corrupting me >_<

Evil Miki is a DFC?

7 pages in a day? Really? Feels like old times.

Ah, good times... Good times.

That completely possible you would have to ask Roo-sama

Yeah 7 pages.... we should stop while we are ahead in the sanity department shouldn't we?

There's still sanity to be found?  THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE FIRE.

*hurls flaming muffins everywhere*

Nope, sanity's been out the window for some time now ;)

That's it. Whether it makes sense in the setting or not - my next character is a DFC haughty shugenja tsundere with twin tails. Deal with it!

...

It's not like I l-l-like you all or anything! Don't misunderstand!

Mmmm... Tsundere... My weakness.

Apparently I enjoy being treated like crap!

Hmpf. Quiet Asahi. You should feel honoured to serve one such as myself! Ooohoohohoohooo~

Like that?

Be an Isawa, then, yes.

Okay. It has been done before too many times though. How about a Tamori with some status (temple head priestess or some such)? You can be my mistreated yojimbo who I have a secret crush on but would never admit it. Or perhaps a fine Moshi lass with a penchant for the normal wrathful fire and lightning? I'll get you hot baby... it's electrifying!

...  I'm gonna be over there.

With him  *points*

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Evencar/L5r/shuichi3.jpg)

You all have fun going insane on your own.

Bodyguard crush! :D This needs moar LOVE TRIANGLE.

*follows sanity through the window*

*Scorpion molests*

You single people get to have all the fun...

At least it was a sexy Yogo.

You see that? Asahi wants to be groped really! Oh my!

And yes, a love triangle would be good! But who?

So... shugenja and yojimbo. What could throw off this honoured pair? How about the attractive courtier interested in some les yay with the shugenja? It gets worse... the yojimbo has a crush on them!

And then they all three end in the same futon?

Oh my! Sounds fun.


OT3?

OT3?

One True Threesome. Look it up on TV Tropes.

Sure!

Your life shall surely be lost to the hell that is TV Tropes.

I have already fallen into the trap... squick

What the . . . . ?

OK who brought the crazy and why haven't we incarcerated them?

It was already here when I arrived...

It is because it is a virus and once infected it forces you to seek other infected. It forces you spread it as much as you can.

*raises hand*

As a Yojimbo in this game, do I have to have a love triangle? ???

We don't do Love Triangles historically.


We do Love Polygons.

<Insert Oniji's lovely diagram from Yurei Mura here>

I prefer to do love Venn diagrams.

Don't forget the one from BS. ^.^

Found the YM one. (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Wayton/LLinYM_Mk2.jpg)

Can't find the BS one yet.

More plot, people. The audience hungers for action.

Ah yes the great list of who that ronin slept with.

Was that one ever finished? I can't remember.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/Zhivago/chart.png (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/Zhivago/chart.png)
Missing few things.  Poke Fei if you want it finished.

The lack of sleeping with Kyo parts kind of make me sad.

*Scorpion molests*

You have experience of that, no?

Yeah, Kyo kind of... Slipped into Ryou's room when she slept and gave her ninja snoo-snoo. Not that Ryou complained.

You guys are filthy animals.  Where's the romance?!  It's all snoo-snoo this and shag that and slip it the ol' luncheon meat truncheon!

Hey! Ryou also had an actual romance that... Didn't have anything to do with sex. It's just that... freaking ninjas.

Masafuni also had... no wait, he didn't. Unless you count Mitsuko, though that'd be 'it's complicated' on Facebook.

Ah, that game. It was a thing of pure, chaotic, evil. And beauty. It devoured my free time for months.

*Sniffs*

Ah well. On to the next, eh?

And for the record, I'm a strong supporter of Romance; snoo snoo should not be rushed into before it is time.

*pats Miki* Months spent well?

Of course.

I had more fun there then I've had in any RP experience before: It sold me on PbP.

I'd claim my evil was lawful evil kind of evil, but...

But I'm the Scarlet Pimpernel! It's me! It's me!

Shut up Percy, we know you're a simple foppish nobleman.

curses someone beat me to a scarlet pimpernel reference

I missed the cause of the Pimpernel reference...

I needed a cause?

You know having a week vacation before game start means its going to be quiet and I'm going to be a bit bored.

I'm sorry.

Good news is that I have something in the works that might alleviate that shortly.

 ;D

Awwwww. *hugs*

Don't be bored, come drinkin' with me!

Eh.  I'm going on a week-long cruise mid game.  It's better to have vacation pre-game than mid-game.   ;)

"Where'd Shinjo-san go?"
"Eh, must be in the woods again.  Maybe he got lost."
"But...that's not actually possible."
"Eh, he's not very social anyway."

That all depends on what your serving.

I've got what you need!

You have homebrewed imperial stout?

Amano, you ever think you may come on too strong?  From all his OOC encounters this is my perception of a common scene with Amano:

Me: Amano what's that smell... ugh you reek.
Amano: I'm just spicing it up for the ladies.
Me: Is that your cologne?  Did you bathe in it?
Amano: Girls love this stuff.  Have you seen the commercials?  I can't go wrong with the amount I used.
Me: Go take a shower now.  You really smell bad.
Amano: I do?  No problem, I have some cologne left.  What part of me smells bad and I'll just spritz it right up.
Me: *Headdesk*

Time is money, friend!

This is true.

Well no; but I sometimes ponder at the process.

*Returns to sealed bunker with evil DFC-twin*

This worries me...  but maybe I am just paranoid.

[random]

They say he has enormous feet, and that he tends to overeat. I heard he's fussy with his food, and eats his breakfast in the nude.
Is he robust, or very pale? At least we know he's male! Who is the Scarlet Pimpernel?

[/random]

It's me! It's me!

Nope, even though Masakaze is single. Anyone interested in a odd Dragon can message me though ^^

How are the ladies going to know you're available, interested, ready and willing if you don't advertise?

Pheromones. At least the last three things  :P

Sorry, but what gave you the impression normal Miki was busty?  ???

My imagination....

Though Miki being in Kitsuki-sama's words a DFC.  Would explain a lot....

You should probably assume somewhere in-between. Not without womanly assets entirely, but not... large.

This is a really bizarre topic of conversation...

Honestly.  I think it is a point that unless stated otherwise all women are average.  Not gigantic or small.

True story Kakita-san and it's generally what I assume if I even bother assuming something of that matter at all...

As to the topic being strange Miki you're the one that brought it up :p

Yes, and now I don't know why.

But yes, Miki is more DFC than average.

Case closed, and I don't need the dragon to check.

Really, I don't. <.<

True enough most don't need to have dragons check their gender.  What they want though is an entirely different story.

I'm on this task like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

Not surprised.

And no touching; please.

Drunk man no touch. >:(

Who says I've been drinking?

*poke* *poke*

*Gyah!*

*Stabs*

Humph.

*Pulls out sweets pouch and sulks in corner*

I poked you in the face!  Why would you stab my kimono?!  Now I'll have to requisition a new one.

Everybody always thinks the worst of the Mantis.  All he wants to do is make friiiiiends.  :'(

Well I would never ask a married man to do so.(publicly)

well I am glad we are in agreement then Kakita-san.

*Offers sweet warily*

Whispers to the Kakita.  "I think he meant friends with benefits Miki-san."

Did someone say Dragon last page? I woke up from my (accidental) nap just for this!

I was talking about the evil Miki when I said DFC. Still, I am happy to learn the actual Miki is a dfc too. I know L5R isn't Japan but... well, you say average female size Moshi - the average in historic Japan is DFC. L5R takes many liberties with all the busty women it has!

*bats the mean Crane's hand away*

No.  You can consider me a Matsu from now on.

A perpetually angry woman?

If you insist, Yoritomo-san.

THERE IS ENMITY BETWEEN US.

I SEE. THEREFORE I WILL NOT GIVE YOU CANDY.

Can I have some?

*digs around in his ginormous jug, pulls out a Toblerone*

Don't need your tainted candy, you stab-happy jerk... head... face... bowl.

OF COURSE. DUE TO ENMITY, I HAVE EXTRA.

*COUGH cough*

That hurts to talk like that.  :(

Sweet!

As someone who prefers 'em a bit smaller than average, I find myself raging quite a bit about L5R art :P It's better now though. The Japanese animation style they tried introducing at the beginning of Celestial was awful.

Mighty Mammaries of Marvellous Magnitude.... eugh.  Ok, there should be something there, but beyond that I agree with Seppun-san there.

Mmmm... DFC.

... I don't even...

*walks away*

Yes, yes you do! Don't lie bunny!

*Throws screaming DFC bunny girls at the bunny* Bwahahaha

Hare Clan girls?

What does DFC stand for exactly? 'cause Urban Dictionary gives me 'Dribbly Foamer Cunt' and I'm not sure that's what people mean.

Delicious Flat Chest.

I am slightly horrified that I actually knew what it meant *twitches*

What Asahi said. Flat but lovely. And there there Shuichi. Don't be horrified. It is used a fair bit on TV tropes and that is where I picked it up. DFCs have it good - no back pain!

*marshmallow hells*

Don't worry honey, I'll make you forget aaaaallll about it

Flirting alert! Flirting alert!

<,<

>.>

A: Flirt Back
B: Grope
C: Flee in terror
D: Grope

Uh Daigatsu-san I don't know what to say.... *starts to back away slowly*

I mean I am a married man...

^ This.

*steps forward*

So?  What's that have to do with anything?

It means uh....

A: Use Scapegoat
B: Continue Fleeing
C: Grope
D: Make Lame Excuses

It means that Mirmoto-san is the official gender tester here...  I hear she has really skilled hands...

Edited that for you. No problem. C is always "put it in". Remember that

/Raises eyebrow

Call yourself a Matsu?  What kind of shape do you call that?  Forty laps of the compound now!  Then forty press ups!  Then slaughter forty target dummies with your bare hands!  With your angry face on!



. . .

As for DFC, I did wonder for a while why folks had Distinguished Flying Crosses . . . but then I figured out it wasn't the British acronym.  :P

And I think we're beginning to have it, folks! We'll cut after moresome adultery scene, and I send it to post production. Now, show me the performing talent you've got in there!

hey! i'm not gonna commit adultery t.t

You forgot buggery and sodomy. ^.^;;

Good grief Moshi-san, I can't even attract the Spider chick and you've got offers coming in from all sides.  What's your secret?!

He is well mannered and sober?

I haven't been drinking!  Besides, you haven't tasted what's in my jug, it could be anything!  It could be Kool-aid!

I think we cover this as a lack of Axe.

I'll have you know I only use Hugo: Boss.

/Stares at the Yoritomo claiming to be considered a Matsu

For kami's sake man, grow some and take the direct approach!

In some cases, having a horse helps...

He's running away like a wimpy little girly-man; which are both fun to chase and hilarious to watch squirm.

Now you big guy are going to have to use a different strategy, say--oh I don't know--ask me out?

...

Opens bunker windows, sunlight comes in.

(http://i56.tinypic.com/6ftjtg.jpg)

DRAT!

My secret is out.

Unfortunately, that's not Amano's style.  "Once burned, twice shy," so they say.  Or was it bitten?  I've heard it both ways.

No, no, no.  It's "once ZOMBIED, twice ZOMBIED".

Sparkles . . .

/twitch

*Slaughters*

/helps Hoseki slaughter the sparkly abomination.

I'd help save Sparkles-san from the slaughter, but she stabbed me a few pages back.  Have at 'er.

...

From my shadowy lair, I observe you slay my "evil" twin.

*evil smile*

Just as planned.

(http://i52.tinypic.com/qq1l6b.jpg)

*sits in the rafters of Miki's shadowy lair on his horse, observing her observe them kill her "evil" twin*

Hmm.

Damn, that's one agile horse you have there Mr Shinjo Ninja.

I...taught it well?  Besides, did you not know that Unicorn War Horses are the most agile creatures in all the land?  I mean, obviously.

Also, what do you mean 'ninja'?  There are no ninjas, and even more to the point, -were- there ninjas, I most certainly would not be one of them.  *points at Honor listing*  See?  I'm far too honorable for that sort of thing.

I prefer the term 'sneaky horseman'.

Of the two of us, you are not permitted the honor defense. ;D

Sure I am.  I adhere to the tenets of Bushido and am honorable.

I just don't have a stick up my butt.   :P

...

>.>

Well fine then. Hide in my rafters pony man. Now that I know you won't do anything bad.

Honor is just an unnecessary weight that prevents a man from doing what must be done.

*tosses Shui from the rafters and takes off the horse suit*

NOW YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES, SPARKLES-SAN!

*hurls flaming muffins from the rafters*

Anyone still need gender checking?

Note that it doesn't say "Honor: exceptional".


Technically, to you, it's Sparkles-sama...

I don't know why you are throwing muffins at my dead (or more deadified) evil twin, but by all means, feel free to continue.

There is no evil twin!  You were playing tricks with mirrors!

Enter the Dragon!

And now we went There again.

Was it not the plan, my evil cousin from maternal side twice removed?

Well its a better plan then the previous one.

And now, faithful audience, the Workaholic Productions brings to you the fresh new episode of "the Veterans"!

*commercial break*

The action restarts with heartbroken Amano crossing the mental line into indiscriminate pyromania. He sets fire to the bunker and continues his work of fiery annihilation elsewhere. Asahi is suggested by the manipulative Moshi to change her heart and lose herself to Karoshi, but she resists the temptation and chooses to stay in the bunker's hot atmosphere. This moment of hesitation costs her an immediate girl-on-girl action, however, as in the meantime neglected Miki realises she's missing ONE'S evil twin brother and descends into deep dungeons beneath the bunker. (S)he's successful almost immediately. While facing the moustache-twirling DBZ-defiant goatee-not-sporting & breasts-not-having Evil Miki, in an act that becomes the stuff of legends (s)he... PUTS IT IN! This happens when in the background insane Amano hurls incendiary bakery products into the dungeon. The dilemmas of Asahi continue, and through introspection she finally reaches enlightened conclusion that despite her proactive attitude, in her heart she's an uke. There is a price to enlightenment thoguh - her MoY personality begins to undergo violent redefinitions...

*commercial break*

...and in her pursuit of perfect love she embraces the fascinating world of threesomes involving yojimbos. The third, however, reveals itself to be Ousei, a professional Scorpion molester, very sexy and very cursed. Meanwhile, both Sanity and Shin self-defenestrate. The metaplot reason for the insanity is foreshadow by some talk on a mysterious virus that has struck several times before. Tales from other series are recalled, hinting on threesomes eventually becoming complex multidimensional moresomes. This only opens the plot wide for more insanity, and... the Scarlet Pimpernel invades the series from some BBC-sponsored remake featuring a death-level whiskey-inebriated all-powerful bunny!

*commercial break*

We begin with a retrospection: a single, meaningful scene of Amano who, having eschewed the power of natural pheromones, is preparing for the olfactory conquest of world of women by other means. He is yet unaware of his imminent failure because of choosing Old Spice over Axe (a yet undisclosed villain poured that into his Hugo Boss flask having drunk the original content). The alcoholism spreads, Hoseki taking example from the drunkard rabbit, but who can blame her after her nose was molested by Amano's unfashionable fragrance? The camera flies to the sky as Hoseki passes out and refocuses on Miki's breasts, which are disclosed to be... less than average, which brings new dimensions to ONE'S gender ambiguity. In a plot breakthrough, a stupored Hoseki proposes the Mantis to supplant the Dragon in sex determination.

*commercial break*

The sybarite life of our heroes, heroines and everything that comes in the middle, flourishes: sex and alcohol are joined by sweets. But before this happens, we witness a dramatic scene when Amano, in a futile attempt to prove his sobriety to Miki, provokes ONE to stab him, hurting his kimono and his feelings. The experience has the potential to descend into bitter enmity. Miki, realising this, tries desperately to prevent it by sharing sweets with Amano amid the bunker flames. Alas, it's too late. Amano transforms into a Matsu and proclaims feud against Miki, rejecting the offer. And so, the candy cold war begins. While Amano boasts about his exclusive possession of multi-head weapon of mass sacharidisation, Miki shares her strategic resources with her lover and ally, Asahi.

*commercial break*

The drunk bunny, dejected by being deprived of Dribbly Foamer Cunt (tm), tries to leave the plot but fails, overcome by a throng of bunny females. After this epic slash we get even more, with manipulative married Moshi, recently appointed gender tester, slowly becoming outmanouvred by a Shelob-style femme fatale. He tries to flee and find a replacement... but in vain! In a high point of this lengthy episode, in masterful formal correspondence with the opening scenes he... PUTS IT IN! Shuichi's adulterous success enrages Amano, who is instead having athletics fun, Matsu-style, with the help of Aoki and her girls.

*final commercial break*

In the final scene Miki, all sparkling, tries to leave the bunker. ONE is immediately slaughtered by the stupored kinswoman, soon joined by Aoki. Amano, exploited by the Matsu training and true to his feud, watches the death coldly. It is then revealed that in addition to earlier moustache-twirling Evil Miki, Original Miki had also a Sparkling sibling, which she has just disposed of through dupes. But in yet another unexpected turn of events she is exposed by Shui, the stick-in-the-butt-not-having ninja horseman who's been hiding in the bunker! But... his horse happens to be Amano in disguise, who attacks some or all incarnations of Miki, dead included, with incendiary pastries in a setting shamelessly stolen from a  popular1973 HK kung fu movie. It is then revealed that the whole intrigue of multiplicating Miki was a visual illusion planned by the ropes-pulling Scorpion!

Stay tuned for the next episode!

Delicious, Soshi-sama.

but but I never.....

*sighs and gives up*

Soshi-san wrote something tl;dr but I think I found the jist of it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1bkY9ZsHkI&feature=feedu

You forget that you are being watched through the lens of day time soap opera

That would explain it.....

Maybe I should try Amano's solution to every problem...

Drink more

Short version is in red font.

Pssst... It's really just watermelon kiwi Koolaid.

I'm not linking a video to that.

...You get that drunk off Kool-aid...

I just don't know what to say.

*wanders away to find real booze*

Wait... Wait... Since when am I an uke? :-\

Since the moment I became a adulterous man-whore now comes with me Asahi-chan....

When did I ever say I was drunk?  ;)

So neither am I, but I will hint to what fits.

Akinyele, 1996

You know it seems to me that if Vampires are just undead humans that means that the sparkly ones are what happened to all the Glam Rockers.  Thus increasing the need to kill them.

We're not gunna take it anymore?

*Cries and hides in corner* I go afk for some sleep and you all forget about me! Waaaagh! Why was I cut from the show? Was I that unpopular?! *Cries more*

Still no Asahi love either. I give up. I'd seppuku but I doubt anyone wants to be my second!!! *Stream of tears*

I'm going to have tea... alone... *sniff* uguuu...  :'(

I am concerned by the fact that the Spider lady disappeared.  I just picked up a can of spreadable mack and no longer have a surface to slather it on.

What do you mean, Kitsuki-sama? I love you plenty!

*Joins her for the tea*

But how can you have tea... without muffins?!

*flings cartoon muffins*

This is why. (http://evilbob.fallenash.com/index.php?topic=387.msg6315#msg6315)

Only Soshi-sama can be Tsundere for me. Apparently.

I would drink tea with you Kitsuki-sama but I have to drink enough Sake to wash away my shame first....

I should have never installed the muffin button.

There is no muffin button!

... Then how did I get this muffin?

This... is like the OOC recaps from last game; but better.

I have the mod for the anti-muffin button.  It is quite useful.

Can you send that to me Hoseki-san?

I need less muffins in my life

Good news everyone!  I'm out of muffins!

*reaches into his jug again*

Better news everyone!  It's time for bagels!

*starts a rousing game of Lindabagel*

I'll send you the new App.  My guys just finished coding it and it needs to be beta tested.

I appreciate it Hoseki-san

Now I'm going back to my drinking... and pondering what Amano-san uses all those bagels for...

I think that is one thing I don't want to know.

I could stand to know a little more

Just wait 'til you see what other delicious baked goods I have in this jug.

*Has tea with a few good friends, still crying at being excluded*

Meanies!

...

Thanks for the muffins though Amano

*drunkenly slurs in response to the kitsuki*

The Sake is better!

Today the sake's on me ;D My birthday

Oh happy birthday and thanks for the Sake.

Happy birthday, grats!

And no worries Shuichi, sake is nice but I have my own. I started with 10 bottles. Keeping it in a cabinet for the troops for later... only squad 2 mind.

oh sake is always nice *nods* I should of brought more with me...

also Shuichi's theme song from Veterans Ep: 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j7T9_kYf_Q)

That seems a little to hardcore for this thread.  I'd give your recap something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z7fV-wB2z8

*pokes at video clip with a stick*

I don't know if I trust this not to melt my brain.

I'm meh about those fraught with traditional perversion, but Bob's are disturbing. Every time I open one of his links I feel I am somehow lessened in my belief in reality.

https://picasaweb.google.com/101595624862475251335/ComicWhoStrips02#5574375830699616562

Also I'm sorry.

I assume that would make sense if I watched doctor who <,<

The only thing that doesn't make sense is the fact that you don't watch it!

I don't watch it. Find it to be kinda boring most times.

 :o

Just   :o

I loves me some Dr Who   :-*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9P4SxtphJ4

This should explain why you should watch the Doctor.

That says I should watch more Craig Ferguson. Not Doctor Who.

That says I should drink more... alot more....

Likewise, I'm not a Dr.Who fan either... *shrugs* just not my cup of tea.  Hubby absolutely loves it and have spent most of this year watching the entire (and then I mean from the first old black/white) series.

Hardcore fan.

/respect

I do not like Dr. Who, but I love Daleks. They share my views on the world.

This thread has a serious lack on zombies....

Simply put: oh my yes.

Zombies?  You want zombies?  Here, have some zombies. (http://www.squidoo.com/Lolcats-guide-to-surviving-zombie-infestation?utm_source=google&utm_medium=imgres&utm_campaign=framebuster)

That just makes me want to buy kittens for squad one t.t

Don't be hating on people that don't watch Dr. Who now.  The stories can be campy leading the viewer to believe that the danger isn't really something to get frantic about and the dialogue muddled, especially if you live in the states, making it hard to follow.  That said there is some good stuff in Dr. Who.  I am a big fan.  That said I dislike BSG.  I don't like that show at all.  So you're gunna have to hate on me for while too if you hate on those that don't like Dr. Who.  I stand with them.  :)

Are we combining Cats and Zombies? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNwCojCJ3-Q)

Ha Ha.

The new BSG really sucked.  It sucked like SGU.  I like the original BSG.

WORD

I like Spaced.

I kinda liked The Walking Dead

I actually really enjoyed the re-imagined BSG.  The stories never got too tech-driven, and I thought that with a little tweaking it could also translate well as a western.

BSG stands for Battle Star: Galactica, I suppose. I liked the new one. Some episodes were great. Other were so-so. Gaius Baltar won the series. The end was stupid. Like, really stupid. It felt like a date with a 7-8 chick ending up with coitus interruptus as her father walked into the room with a shotgun.

The Walking Dead felt okay for like two episodes for me. Then it got all Mexican soap opera on my ass, and not the good kind they have in the graphic novel. And well, the end was moronic. Also :P

I really liked the new BSG, but fyi TNT's Falling Skies was awesome.

I also liked the new BSG, but I agree with Shin that the ending was so lame... only way it could've been worse would've been "it was all a dream".

Well, keep in mind that wasn't supposed to be the ending for BSG.   There was supposed to be another season or two, but they had to rush.

My parallelism is still applicable!  8)


I found Falling Skies boring. Then again, I probably should've watched past the pilot. I did enjoy the Terra Nova pilot though. It was kinda like Lost but not boring! Then again, I only got bored of Lost after six episodes or so. Terra Nova still has time to disappoint :P

I still think I'm the only one who liked FlashForward and The Cape.

Didn't even hear of FlashForward, but I kinda liked the explicit comic style of The Cape. Didn't like the protagonist at all though. The actor never did it for me. The black circus guy owned that show.

Yeah, that guy was the Muslim priest guy from Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick.  He's a fantastic character actor.

Completely agree with you on the protagonist, he was really weak.

The pilot for Falling Skies was slow, but it did speed up and by the end of the season if left me wanting more, oh so much more.

That's just standard SciFi.

SG-1, absolutely loved that show until the Ori turned up and made them jump the celestial shark with a wormhole.

The cast was still good.  Loved Ben Browder as Mitchel. But yeah it was even more plot heavy then Atlantis and that was the problem.  SG should be light plot, episodic, and funny.

Apparently I don't watch nearly enough T.V.

This thread has gotten terribly off-topic.

*begins throwing croissants at people*

Croissants?  What would you ever use those for....

Besides as Gaijin weaponry

If you dodge a croissant it boomerangs back at the thrower due to it's shape.  *dodge*

No wonder the French make such lousy ninjas.  Baked goods as throwing weapons.....

I suppose they could be throwing worse things...

Like poo? 

Have you watched the last scene in Holy Grail?

Monty Python's?

Yes

not recently....

I should remedy that

That's an offensive weapon that is!

What is your favorite color?

Red. May I pass?

no red means stop green means go :p

*decapitates bridge guardian in Fallout 2 style, with a cinematic fountain splatter of blood*

Red means go where I come from.

t.t poor gate guard

Our quartermaster is apparently super violent

No, actually. I am normally violent. Proportionality should be a guideline to violence. Let's examine the facts.

1. I was on a quest to retrieve the super prize on the other side of the bridge.
2. The guardian set the rules of passage. Incorrect answer meant death.
3. He asked a question and I answered correctly.
4. I asked a question and he answered incorrectly.

See? I secured my achievement while playing be the rules.

Just like this clan mate of mine (bottom page). (http://users.skynet.be/kumanagai/drawings/l5r_comics/gg_5_lr_uk.jpg)

....

But didn't you write those rules after you achieved victory?

Of course not. They were there all the time. Ignorantia iuris nocet.

<,<

But what about traffic laws?  He was just quoting those to you.

Oh a side note is there really treasure to be had on page 50? O.o

I was a magistrate in big city quite a while, so you can believe me that there is no traffic law that forbids people who like red or wear red to pass the bridge. But there is a traffic law that non-samurai should not block passage of samurai.

I think we need material for Veterans #3. I reviewed some pages back and thus far it's rather uninteresting. I did the killing with some thought for our viewership score.

We've been taking it in the pants from the Nielsen people. So the people at corporate have decided to add a sexy nurse and a talking dog to help spice things up. Don't worry, the talking dog dies in a tragic spelunking accident after the second season.

/Returns from hunt with the girls.

Oh . . .


That was what the dog was for . . .

/hides dog steak the girls are eating behind a screen

/facepalms

Okay, plan B...

/hands Aoki a dog costume

Now repeat after me, "Hey kids! It's me, Poochy the rockin' dog!"

(http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/90210/season2/ep7/Poochie.gif)

/looks doubtfully at the suit

What is my motivation for this part again?

You don't have one.

Precisely. Slay the one who gave it to you.

Always with the slaying this guy. This is why we can't have nice things!

Hrm it looks like we have turned veterans from a soap opera in a action movie....

I would suggest you start running Miya-san.

Oh running . . . wouldn't recommend it.  The girls like chasing . . .

Yea I know but running makes for a better action movie...

Plus he's a Miya he might be able to outdistance them...

Maybe...

I wouldn't bet on that. Miya-discounted Fleet is no longer a legit advantage.

Meanwhile, in the Halls of Justice:

Kabuto: So how long d'you think it'll take them to realize I'm gone?

Superman: I dunno, depends on whether they start bringing up the 3rd ed rules or not.

Kabuto: Good point.

Flash: Hey guys, I'm back with the pizza.

Kabuto: That was quick.

Rest of JLA: -.-'

Very true . . . aaaaaand Aoki and the girls get Swift 2  :P

dun dun dun!

Psst Why is the Miya standing over there with a dorky smile oon his face >.>

Is there anything in 4E comparable to Fleet from 3E?  I was looking for something to compensate for its absence but can't find anything.

Creature trait Swift is it I think, and you need to have a certain school or advantage to get it.

/edit or be an Usagi Bushi, they get movement boosts.

Or invest in Water. Being a shuggie or a monk really helps too.

Or be a horse.

(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/im_a_horse.jpg?w=402&h=604)

That too. Although that would mostly limit the capability to take part in kinky soap operas to sons and daughters of Shinjo.

That's why you take spirit of chikushudo and gain the minor shapeshift ability to become a horse when you feel it

(http://bloggeritis.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/double_rainbow.jpg)

Hey guys. I found this pic of a guy with two rainbows online and I posted it here because I thought you might like it. It doesn't have a name, I think, so I called it Guy With Two Rainbows.

<,<

pssst

I think the Gm went bonkers

I like double rainbows

It's Potter casting something rainbowy in pseudo-Latin, 20 years after.

*kills a heimin*

It's the result of a couple leprechauns murdering a very plain girl from a visual novel and wearing her skin as a suit.

. . . wha? . . . really? . . . do you honestly realise just how bizarre that sounds? . . . even for us?

My brain melted.

yay there are two of us now hoseki-san perhaps we can form a club

Like anyone would care about a random plain girl pelted by leprechauns.

What if that girl were...
*glasses on*
(t)SUNDERED?

YEAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

*facepalm*

*Picard facepalm*

Hey now, if Karoshi can be disturbingly obsessed with a character, I can be disturbingly obsessed with disturbing imagery and terrible puns.

I never said you couldn't...

I also didn't say that I would ever forgive you for it :p

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRIwddxQObe81Hu9cjD3elX6nBc8X_UVenTMf5w-_Z1RYJRRuf99HKQXZe7)

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Feeling good now, psychopath? Cherish the fleeting feeling, retribution's coming.

Whoa.... that's a little intense.

On the plus side, Veterans Episode 3 will be juicy.

I prefer 'sociopath'.

retribution that sounds interesting...

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"I am the bone of my sword..."

If you  do this again I'll call you Carlos.



As a side note The Pedal Pub just makes you drunker.

I've one Tamori in my drawer, based on Archer.  Katana of Fire + other ranged fire spells.

Danger zone...

The Danger zone? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o)

More like Danger zone! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3D7Y_ycSms)

never really watched that show....

nonetheless I approve!

... I need a stamp for that....

I'd be disturbed by the mutilated anime girls, but I watched Puella magi Madoka Magica; it rips out your heart and makes enjoy the experience.

That show was horrible and yet so goooooood.  :P

Madoka was a great series.  It take a tried and true genre and turns it upside down.

O.o maybe i will have to bother watching in one day....

I think I might listen to too much music.

That is impossible.  There is no such thing as too much music

Yes there is. Listening to the same song for a week would be too much music!

Not if it's a super epic awesome song that's worth a week's listen.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY

I prefer this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg&ob=av3e.

I prefer WE CALL IT YOUR GRAVE!

And I am under impression that your sense of reality is not congruent with mine.

I prefer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7EThSy0fXo&feature=BFp&list=FL8IacrSuJj7vs868-iGEIGA

Perhaps it is your sense of reality that is not congruent with mine.

Which really makes no difference. ^.^

Or does it?  My sense of reality is the basis for the universe, yours is just a delusion.

Of course.

*closes the door*

Double carbamazepine for this one.

*leaves the sanitarium*

Further proof that you are deluded, because this is a forum, not an asylum!

Never got into those.

Hmmm. Perhaps I am. It provides nice story twist.

*looks at other songs.*

I'll stick with this... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-s5pP2aTiY&ob=av2e)

You have earned 2000 BroPoints for linking Bad Religion.

woohoo!

glad someone else here listens to them :p

Awesome Instrumental guitar?

*raises hand*

They're only the greatest and longest-tenured punk rock band in the universe.

*hands the Soshi a cookie*  Hurrah for you as well.

They are indeed amazing amano but I really don't expect people to know them on  a daily basis.

Touhou games.  The song was great.

I need coffee....
lots and lots of coffee

Fixed it for you.

Fixed it further.

Listen Magician

I finished all my Craft Beer last night.

That doesn't make your idea any less viable though.

That's when you need to brew your own just to keep up.

I've played them; only really liked the fighting game...

I'm in it for the music.

I would leave a witty comment here...

But I'm all out.