Veterans

And now, faithful audience, the Workaholic Productions brings to you the fresh new episode of "the Veterans"!

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The action restarts with heartbroken Amano crossing the mental line into indiscriminate pyromania. He sets fire to the bunker and continues his work of fiery annihilation elsewhere. Asahi is suggested by the manipulative Moshi to change her heart and lose herself to Karoshi, but she resists the temptation and chooses to stay in the bunker's hot atmosphere. This moment of hesitation costs her an immediate girl-on-girl action, however, as in the meantime neglected Miki realises she's missing ONE'S evil twin brother and descends into deep dungeons beneath the bunker. (S)he's successful almost immediately. While facing the moustache-twirling DBZ-defiant goatee-not-sporting & breasts-not-having Evil Miki, in an act that becomes the stuff of legends (s)he... PUTS IT IN! This happens when in the background insane Amano hurls incendiary bakery products into the dungeon. The dilemmas of Asahi continue, and through introspection she finally reaches enlightened conclusion that despite her proactive attitude, in her heart she's an uke. There is a price to enlightenment thoguh - her MoY personality begins to undergo violent redefinitions...

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...and in her pursuit of perfect love she embraces the fascinating world of threesomes involving yojimbos. The third, however, reveals itself to be Ousei, a professional Scorpion molester, very sexy and very cursed. Meanwhile, both Sanity and Shin self-defenestrate. The metaplot reason for the insanity is foreshadow by some talk on a mysterious virus that has struck several times before. Tales from other series are recalled, hinting on threesomes eventually becoming complex multidimensional moresomes. This only opens the plot wide for more insanity, and... the Scarlet Pimpernel invades the series from some BBC-sponsored remake featuring a death-level whiskey-inebriated all-powerful bunny!

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We begin with a retrospection: a single, meaningful scene of Amano who, having eschewed the power of natural pheromones, is preparing for the olfactory conquest of world of women by other means. He is yet unaware of his imminent failure because of choosing Old Spice over Axe (a yet undisclosed villain poured that into his Hugo Boss flask having drunk the original content). The alcoholism spreads, Hoseki taking example from the drunkard rabbit, but who can blame her after her nose was molested by Amano's unfashionable fragrance? The camera flies to the sky as Hoseki passes out and refocuses on Miki's breasts, which are disclosed to be... less than average, which brings new dimensions to ONE'S gender ambiguity. In a plot breakthrough, a stupored Hoseki proposes the Mantis to supplant the Dragon in sex determination.

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The sybarite life of our heroes, heroines and everything that comes in the middle, flourishes: sex and alcohol are joined by sweets. But before this happens, we witness a dramatic scene when Amano, in a futile attempt to prove his sobriety to Miki, provokes ONE to stab him, hurting his kimono and his feelings. The experience has the potential to descend into bitter enmity. Miki, realising this, tries desperately to prevent it by sharing sweets with Amano amid the bunker flames. Alas, it's too late. Amano transforms into a Matsu and proclaims feud against Miki, rejecting the offer. And so, the candy cold war begins. While Amano boasts about his exclusive possession of multi-head weapon of mass sacharidisation, Miki shares her strategic resources with her lover and ally, Asahi.

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The drunk bunny, dejected by being deprived of Dribbly Foamer Cunt (tm), tries to leave the plot but fails, overcome by a throng of bunny females. After this epic slash we get even more, with manipulative married Moshi, recently appointed gender tester, slowly becoming outmanouvred by a Shelob-style femme fatale. He tries to flee and find a replacement... but in vain! In a high point of this lengthy episode, in masterful formal correspondence with the opening scenes he... PUTS IT IN! Shuichi's adulterous success enrages Amano, who is instead having athletics fun, Matsu-style, with the help of Aoki and her girls.

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In the final scene Miki, all sparkling, tries to leave the bunker. ONE is immediately slaughtered by the stupored kinswoman, soon joined by Aoki. Amano, exploited by the Matsu training and true to his feud, watches the death coldly. It is then revealed that in addition to earlier moustache-twirling Evil Miki, Original Miki had also a Sparkling sibling, which she has just disposed of through dupes. But in yet another unexpected turn of events she is exposed by Shui, the stick-in-the-butt-not-having ninja horseman who's been hiding in the bunker! But... his horse happens to be Amano in disguise, who attacks some or all incarnations of Miki, dead included, with incendiary pastries in a setting shamelessly stolen from a popular1973 HK kung fu movie. It is then revealed that the whole intrigue of multiplicating Miki was a visual illusion planned by the ropes-pulling Scorpion!

Stay tuned for the next episode!