Kakita Hoseki
Suzaku Company of the South
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« Reply #405 on: October 04, 2011, 05:51:34 PM » |
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*Cries and hides in corner* I go afk for some sleep and you all forget about me! Waaaagh! Why was I cut from the show? Was I that unpopular?! *Cries more* Still no Asahi love either. I give up. I'd seppuku but I doubt anyone wants to be my second!!! *Stream of tears* I'm going to have tea... alone... *sniff* uguuu...  *Joins her for the tea* |
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Yoritomo Amano
Byakko Company of the West
Posts: 166
If you don't like the conversation, change it.
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« Reply #406 on: October 04, 2011, 05:52:53 PM » |
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But how can you have tea... without muffins?!
*flings cartoon muffins*
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Mantis Clan * Smarmodon * Excellent Company
Glory: 2 | Honor: Untrustworthy | Status: 1
Carries: Ginormous jug, Swagger
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Soshi Karoshi
Genbu Company of the North
Posts: 153
Void is a liquid
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« Reply #407 on: October 04, 2011, 05:54:13 PM » |
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*Cries and hides in corner* I go afk for some sleep and you all forget about me! Waaaagh! Why was I cut from the show? Was I that unpopular?! *Cries more* Still no Asahi love either. I give up. I'd seppuku but I doubt anyone wants to be my second!!! *Stream of tears* I'm going to have tea... alone... *sniff* uguuu... |
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Mirumoto Asahi
Suzaku Company of the South
Posts: 100
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« Reply #408 on: October 04, 2011, 05:55:15 PM » |
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Only Soshi-sama can be Tsundere for me. Apparently.
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Dragon Clan • Bushi • Enlightened • Tactician • Doesn't Freeze
Honor: What is Expected | Status: 1 | Glory: 2
Carries: Daisho, snowshoes (when applicable), straw cloak
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Moshi Shuichi
Suzaku Company of the South
Posts: 41
Squad One's Nikutai
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« Reply #409 on: October 04, 2011, 06:21:27 PM » |
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*Cries and hides in corner* I go afk for some sleep and you all forget about me! Waaaagh! Why was I cut from the show? Was I that unpopular?! *Cries more* Still no Asahi love either. I give up. I'd seppuku but I doubt anyone wants to be my second!!! *Stream of tears* I'm going to have tea... alone... *sniff* uguuu... I would drink tea with you Kitsuki-sama but I have to drink enough Sake to wash away my shame first.... |
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Evil Bob
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« Reply #410 on: October 04, 2011, 06:41:35 PM » |
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But how can you have tea... without muffins?!
*flings cartoon muffins*
I should have never installed the muffin button. |
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Mirumoto Asahi
Suzaku Company of the South
Posts: 100
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« Reply #411 on: October 04, 2011, 06:42:52 PM » |
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There is no muffin button!
... Then how did I get this muffin?
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Dragon Clan • Bushi • Enlightened • Tactician • Doesn't Freeze
Honor: What is Expected | Status: 1 | Glory: 2
Carries: Daisho, snowshoes (when applicable), straw cloak
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Kakita Miki
Suzaku Company of the South
Posts: 130
Fastest Draw in the South.
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« Reply #412 on: October 04, 2011, 06:42:59 PM » |
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And now, faithful audience, the Workaholic Productions brings to you the fresh new episode of "the Veterans"!
*commercial break*
The action restarts with heartbroken Amano crossing the mental line into indiscriminate pyromania. He sets fire to the bunker and continues his work of fiery annihilation elsewhere. Asahi is suggested by the manipulative Moshi to change her heart and lose herself to Karoshi, but she resists the temptation and chooses to stay in the bunker's hot atmosphere. This moment of hesitation costs her an immediate girl-on-girl action, however, as in the meantime neglected Miki realises she's missing ONE'S evil twin brother and descends into deep dungeons beneath the bunker. (S)he's successful almost immediately. While facing the moustache-twirling DBZ-defiant goatee-not-sporting & breasts-not-having Evil Miki, in an act that becomes the stuff of legends (s)he... PUTS IT IN! This happens when in the background insane Amano hurls incendiary bakery products into the dungeon. The dilemmas of Asahi continue, and through introspection she finally reaches enlightened conclusion that despite her proactive attitude, in her heart she's an uke. There is a price to enlightenment thoguh - her MoY personality begins to undergo violent redefinitions...
*commercial break*
...and in her pursuit of perfect love she embraces the fascinating world of threesomes involving yojimbos. The third, however, reveals itself to be Ousei, a professional Scorpion molester, very sexy and very cursed. Meanwhile, both Sanity and Shin self-defenestrate. The metaplot reason for the insanity is foreshadow by some talk on a mysterious virus that has struck several times before. Tales from other series are recalled, hinting on threesomes eventually becoming complex multidimensional moresomes. This only opens the plot wide for more insanity, and... the Scarlet Pimpernel invades the series from some BBC-sponsored remake featuring a death-level whiskey-inebriated all-powerful bunny!
*commercial break*
We begin with a retrospection: a single, meaningful scene of Amano who, having eschewed the power of natural pheromones, is preparing for the olfactory conquest of world of women by other means. He is yet unaware of his imminent failure because of choosing Old Spice over Axe (a yet undisclosed villain poured that into his Hugo Boss flask having drunk the original content). The alcoholism spreads, Hoseki taking example from the drunkard rabbit, but who can blame her after her nose was molested by Amano's unfashionable fragrance? The camera flies to the sky as Hoseki passes out and refocuses on Miki's breasts, which are disclosed to be... less than average, which brings new dimensions to ONE'S gender ambiguity. In a plot breakthrough, a stupored Hoseki proposes the Mantis to supplant the Dragon in sex determination.
*commercial break*
The sybarite life of our heroes, heroines and everything that comes in the middle, flourishes: sex and alcohol are joined by sweets. But before this happens, we witness a dramatic scene when Amano, in a futile attempt to prove his sobriety to Miki, provokes ONE to stab him, hurting his kimono and his feelings. The experience has the potential to descend into bitter enmity. Miki, realising this, tries desperately to prevent it by sharing sweets with Amano amid the bunker flames. Alas, it's too late. Amano transforms into a Matsu and proclaims feud against Miki, rejecting the offer. And so, the candy cold war begins. While Amano boasts about his exclusive possession of multi-head weapon of mass sacharidisation, Miki shares her strategic resources with her lover and ally, Asahi.
*commercial break*
The drunk bunny, dejected by being deprived of Dribbly Foamer Cunt (tm), tries to leave the plot but fails, overcome by a throng of bunny females. After this epic slash we get even more, with manipulative married Moshi, recently appointed gender tester, slowly becoming outmanouvred by a Shelob-style femme fatale. He tries to flee and find a replacement... but in vain! In a high point of this lengthy episode, in masterful formal correspondence with the opening scenes he... PUTS IT IN! Shuichi's adulterous success enrages Amano, who is instead having athletics fun, Matsu-style, with the help of Aoki and her girls.
*final commercial break*
In the final scene Miki, all sparkling, tries to leave the bunker. ONE is immediately slaughtered by the stupored kinswoman, soon joined by Aoki. Amano, exploited by the Matsu training and true to his feud, watches the death coldly. It is then revealed that in addition to earlier moustache-twirling Evil Miki, Original Miki had also a Sparkling sibling, which she has just disposed of through dupes. But in yet another unexpected turn of events she is exposed by Shui, the stick-in-the-butt-not-having ninja horseman who's been hiding in the bunker! But... his horse happens to be Amano in disguise, who attacks some or all incarnations of Miki, dead included, with incendiary pastries in a setting shamelessly stolen from a popular1973 HK kung fu movie. It is then revealed that the whole intrigue of multiplicating Miki was a visual illusion planned by the ropes-pulling Scorpion!
Stay tuned for the next episode!
This... is like the OOC recaps from last game; but better. |
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Crane Clan * Samurai * Duelist * Nikutai * Yojimbo * Obtuse
Honor: Exceptional Status: 1.5 Glory 2.0
Carries: Daisho (White saya with silver flames, blue steel blade), Faded pink kimono, blue obi, soft blue traveling cloak, white fan with design of blue flames, sweets pouch.
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Kakita Hoseki
Suzaku Company of the South
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« Reply #413 on: October 04, 2011, 06:43:09 PM » |
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But how can you have tea... without muffins?!
*flings cartoon muffins*
I should have never installed the muffin button. I have the mod for the anti-muffin button. It is quite useful. |
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Moshi Shuichi
Suzaku Company of the South
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Squad One's Nikutai
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« Reply #414 on: October 04, 2011, 06:54:34 PM » |
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Can you send that to me Hoseki-san?
I need less muffins in my life
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Yoritomo Amano
Byakko Company of the West
Posts: 166
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« Reply #415 on: October 04, 2011, 06:56:14 PM » |
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Good news everyone! I'm out of muffins!
*reaches into his jug again*
Better news everyone! It's time for bagels!
*starts a rousing game of Lindabagel*
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Mantis Clan * Smarmodon * Excellent Company
Glory: 2 | Honor: Untrustworthy | Status: 1
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Kakita Hoseki
Suzaku Company of the South
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« Reply #416 on: October 04, 2011, 06:56:42 PM » |
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Can you send that to me Hoseki-san?
I need less muffins in my life
I'll send you the new App. My guys just finished coding it and it needs to be beta tested. |
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Moshi Shuichi
Suzaku Company of the South
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Squad One's Nikutai
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« Reply #417 on: October 04, 2011, 07:04:04 PM » |
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I appreciate it Hoseki-san
Now I'm going back to my drinking... and pondering what Amano-san uses all those bagels for...
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Kaiu Yosai
Genbu Company of the North
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Become familiar with every art you come across
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« Reply #418 on: October 04, 2011, 08:02:11 PM » |
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I appreciate it Hoseki-san
Now I'm going back to my drinking... and pondering what Amano-san uses all those bagels for...
I think that is one thing I don't want to know. |
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Crab Clan | Artisan | Puppeteer | Siege | Tactician | Gunso Honor: 4.5 Status: 3 Glory: 3 Genbu Company of the North: Gunso Carries: Daisho, War Fan, Craftsman Tools, Turtle Motif Cane, Turtle Motif False Leg, Smoking Pipe Theme | Description | Back Story |
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Daigotsu Kaori
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« Reply #419 on: October 04, 2011, 08:30:44 PM » |
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I could stand to know a little more
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Status: 1.0* Glory: 1.0* Honor: Questionable
Spider Clan*Samurai*Scout*Magistrate*Disturbing Countenance*Evil Eye
Carries: Daisho*Armor*Not much else
Link to eventual description
You reek of blood, old sweat, and iron...it's FANTASTIC
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