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Yoritomo Virendra
Suzaku Company of the South
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« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2011, 09:27:05 PM »

Orchid's finishing move in Killer Instinct?  Tongue
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Mantis * Naval * Prophet * Dirty Gaijin? * Scourge

H: Untrusty  I: 2  S: 1

Carries: Kama, Daisho, Chopsticks

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Kakita Miki
Suzaku Company of the South
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Fastest Draw in the South.


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« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2011, 09:27:52 PM »

Think of it this way, noble samurai-ko...  If your male opponent is too distracted by your lady parts, your victory is all but assured!

I remember hearing about... several hundred years ago... there being a similar contest that involved many breaches of dignity...

That doesn't sound very good for an honorable woman...
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Crane Clan * Samurai * Duelist * Nikutai * Yojimbo * Obtuse

Honor: Exceptional Status: 1.5 Glory 2.0

Carries: Daisho (White saya with silver flames, blue steel blade), Faded pink kimono, blue obi, soft blue traveling cloak, white fan with design of blue flames, sweets pouch.
Shosuro Zhelazo
Genbu Company of the North
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« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2011, 09:30:28 PM »

Think of it this way, noble samurai-ko...  If your male opponent is too distracted by your lady parts, your victory is all but assured!

I remember hearing about... several hundred years ago... there being a similar contest that involved many breaches of dignity...

That doesn't sound very good for an honorable woman...

Then let us sit on the sidelines, Kakita Miki. We need not dirty our hands.
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Scorpion Clan Instigator * Courtier * Unique * South Company
Dangerous Beauty * Benten's Blessing
Honor: Untrustworthy Glory: 2  Status: 1

Carries: Wakizashi, Robes, Straw Cloak, Personality

"Do not threaten me. There are fates worse than death, and I can do all of them."
Seppun Shin
Byakko Company of the West
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« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2011, 09:33:58 PM »

Surely differences exist when armor is unloosed. Wouldn't you agree, Seppun-sama?

No. With or without armor, still samurai. Still lives by the sword. Still dies by the sword.

The squishy is just a bonus.
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Imperial • Samurai • Scout • Commander • Experienced • Chui (vote for Shin 2011!?)

Honor: Exceptional
Status: 3.0 (Pending possible Chui-hood)
Glory: 2.0
Kakita Miki
Suzaku Company of the South
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« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2011, 09:36:13 PM »

Surely differences exist when armor is unloosed. Wouldn't you agree, Seppun-sama?

No. With or without armor, still samurai. Still lives by the sword. Still dies by the sword.

The squishy is just a bonus.

o.0

Your real motive emerges, Oji-sama.
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Crane Clan * Samurai * Duelist * Nikutai * Yojimbo * Obtuse

Honor: Exceptional Status: 1.5 Glory 2.0

Carries: Daisho (White saya with silver flames, blue steel blade), Faded pink kimono, blue obi, soft blue traveling cloak, white fan with design of blue flames, sweets pouch.
Yoritomo Amano
Byakko Company of the West
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« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2011, 09:37:11 PM »

The Kumite is an honorable tournament of skill in all manner of unarmed combat.  Two brave Yoritomo, Okitsugu and Buntaro, hosted it in 1168.  The event was won by Hida Nichie-sama, a Crab samurai-ko skilled in the art of joint locks.  There should be no need to divide such an event on gender lines, unless you would imply that male samurai, after years of discipline, would be unable to control their hormones in such an environment?  I am unsure what is worse - the implication that all men are honorless dogs, or the hubris required to assume you are an example of beauty that would make a samurai forget his training.
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Mantis Clan * Smarmodon * Excellent Company
Glory: 2 | Honor: Untrustworthy | Status: 1

Carries: Ginormous jug, Swagger
Shosuro Zhelazo
Genbu Company of the North
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« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2011, 09:44:17 PM »

*flips up fan*  Amano-san. My beauty does make Samurai-ko forget their training
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Scorpion Clan Instigator * Courtier * Unique * South Company
Dangerous Beauty * Benten's Blessing
Honor: Untrustworthy Glory: 2  Status: 1

Carries: Wakizashi, Robes, Straw Cloak, Personality

"Do not threaten me. There are fates worse than death, and I can do all of them."
Seppun Shin
Byakko Company of the West
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« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2011, 09:45:11 PM »

Can be easily remediable.
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Status: 3.0 (Pending possible Chui-hood)
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Mirumoto Asahi
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« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2011, 09:50:21 PM »

... Will there be divisions between men and women? I don't want men man-handling me.

I second this concept... though... on second thought...

That might end poorly too...

I may just have to pass on this event... Lips Sealed

I'll be gentle?
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Dragon Clan • Bushi • Enlightened • Tactician • Doesn't Freeze
Honor: What is Expected | Status: 1 | Glory: 2


Carries: Daisho, snowshoes (when applicable), straw cloak
Shosuro Zhelazo
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« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2011, 10:12:05 PM »

Be careful, Kakita Miki. I have wrestled with Dragon. Their endurance is legendary. Their technique, enlightening.

Always the quiet ones.
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Scorpion Clan Instigator * Courtier * Unique * South Company
Dangerous Beauty * Benten's Blessing
Honor: Untrustworthy Glory: 2  Status: 1

Carries: Wakizashi, Robes, Straw Cloak, Personality

"Do not threaten me. There are fates worse than death, and I can do all of them."
Akodo Heisuke
Suzaku Company of the South
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« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2011, 04:56:26 AM »

What is this treachery? I am not Akodo Cuddles. I am Akodo Heisuke, and it's not man grabbing. It's wrestling. With scented oils and no shirts.
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Lion Clan • South Company • Gunso • Resolved • Tactician • Siege
Honor: What is Expected | Status: 3.0 | Glory: 2.5

God has given to man no sharper spur to victory than contempt of death.
Yoritomo Amano
Byakko Company of the West
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« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2011, 07:41:20 AM »

Quote from: Akodo Heisuke
What is this treachery? I am not Akodo Cuddles. I am Akodo Heisuke, and it's not man grabbing. It's wrestling. With scented oils and no shirts.
What is your policy on the Tweaking of the Nipples, Cuddles-san?
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Glory: 2 | Honor: Untrustworthy | Status: 1

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Akodo Heisuke
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« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2011, 07:43:02 AM »

Quote from: Akodo Heisuke
What is this treachery? I am not Akodo Cuddles. I am Akodo Heisuke, and it's not man grabbing. It's wrestling. With scented oils and no shirts.
What is your policy on the Tweaking of the Nipples, Cuddles-san?
Invalid unless you rub and pull profusely before.  And it's Akodo-gunso.
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Lion Clan • South Company • Gunso • Resolved • Tactician • Siege
Honor: What is Expected | Status: 3.0 | Glory: 2.5

God has given to man no sharper spur to victory than contempt of death.
Yoritomo Amano
Byakko Company of the West
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« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2011, 07:46:33 AM »

My apologies, Cuddles-gunso.  Maybe I'll go easy on you.
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Mantis Clan * Smarmodon * Excellent Company
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Akodo Heisuke
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« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2011, 08:19:26 AM »

I shall decorate my trophy room with your skull.

Oh wait.

Wrong setting.
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Honor: What is Expected | Status: 3.0 | Glory: 2.5

God has given to man no sharper spur to victory than contempt of death.
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