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Author Topic: Karoshi's Recruitment Drive!  (Read 36489 times)
Shosuro Zhelazo
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« Reply #75 on: September 22, 2011, 05:36:17 PM »

An error, of course. Try this one.
*hands you actual requisition for 3000 sakura petals, 12 pounds of green tea, 1 porcelain bowl, 3 suits of heavy armor, and 4 lemons*

Yosai\'s stamp please.

*gives kinsman a farewell lemon*

This seems like an extremely odd request to me and can only be one of several things. I need reasoning before my stamp goes on it.

I have reasons, but we must speak of them privately



Who you seducing with your womanly wiles

Seducing? Oh, no one in particular Kaiu-sama.
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Honor: Untrustworthy Glory: 2  Status: 1

Carries: Wakizashi, Robes, Straw Cloak, Personality

"Do not threaten me. There are fates worse than death, and I can do all of them."
Kaiu Yosai
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« Reply #76 on: September 22, 2011, 05:45:29 PM »

An error, of course. Try this one.
*hands you actual requisition for 3000 sakura petals, 12 pounds of green tea, 1 porcelain bowl, 3 suits of heavy armor, and 4 lemons*

Yosai\'s stamp please.

*gives kinsman a farewell lemon*

This seems like an extremely odd request to me and can only be one of several things. I need reasoning before my stamp goes on it.

I have reasons, but we must speak of them privately



Who you seducing with your womanly wiles

Seducing? Oh, no one in particular Kaiu-sama.

Right, Ill believe that the day I go dry. No seal
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Honor: 4.5 Status: 3 Glory: 3

Genbu Company of the North: Gunso

Carries: Daisho, War Fan, Craftsman Tools, Turtle Motif Cane, Turtle Motif False Leg, Smoking Pipe

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Shosuro Zhelazo
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« Reply #77 on: September 22, 2011, 10:46:54 PM »

An error, of course. Try this one.
*hands you actual requisition for 3000 sakura petals, 12 pounds of green tea, 1 porcelain bowl, 3 suits of heavy armor, and 4 lemons*

Yosai\'s stamp please.

*gives kinsman a farewell lemon*

This seems like an extremely odd request to me and can only be one of several things. I need reasoning before my stamp goes on it.

I have reasons, but we must speak of them privately



Who you seducing with your womanly wiles

Seducing? Oh, no one in particular Kaiu-sama.

Right, Ill believe that the day I go dry. No seal

Oh, the trials I face! Curse my mother and her blackened womb for having me! I speak truely, Kaiu-sama. I am seducing no one, in particular.

I am keeping the lemon. It shall be a gift
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« Reply #78 on: September 22, 2011, 11:38:22 PM »

I also require a horse. And new armour. My armour was damaged while fighting and had to be scrapped. The same for my horse. A shame.

*Eyes the quartermaster expectedly*
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Honor: What is expected Status: 3 (Gunso) Glory 3.0

Carries: Daisho (Blue and black saya, gold and blue handles), unusual baggy but flowy kimono, armor, green and gold obi, a tea set, sweets, key to the squad 2 sake cabinet.

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Seppun Shin
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« Reply #79 on: September 22, 2011, 11:45:12 PM »

Our next quartermaster should be a shugenja.

"Summon horse!"
"But it just brings a horse from somewhere nearby!"
"I said summon horse!"
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Shinjo Shu
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« Reply #80 on: September 23, 2011, 12:16:04 AM »

I also require a horse. And new armour. My armour was damaged while fighting and had to be scrapped. The same for my horse. A shame.

*Eyes the quartermaster expectedly*

Wait wait wait.  I asked for a horse first.
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Carries: Daisho with plumwood saya, silver tsuba and hilt wrapped in puple silk, several kama in pouch on back. 
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Soshi Karoshi
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« Reply #81 on: September 23, 2011, 12:29:32 AM »

I also require a horse. And new armour. My armour was damaged while fighting and had to be scrapped. The same for my horse. A shame.

*Eyes the quartermaster expectedly*

Wait wait wait.  I asked for a horse first.

But sadly, (s)he outranks you.

*reviews horses he has, discerns their quality*
*gives one to Masakaze first, and another one to Shu second*
*nods at Shu, his fellow nikutai will know the difference*
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Glory: 2 • Status: 1.5 • Honour: Untrustworthy

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Wears: sturdy clothing (maroon & black), light armour, mask, citrus scent, winter cloak (outdoors) • Carries: daisho, jitte, private stuff
Kitsuki Masakaze
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« Reply #82 on: September 23, 2011, 12:51:31 AM »

As long as it can walk I am happy Smiley

The heavy armor is more important. And can it be pretty? Maybe with a little lotus flower on it? Or a frog devouring a Star? Perhaps a Dragon doing a dance over a skeleton? You know. Something pretty

*Creepy weird Kitsuki continues to amaze*
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Honor: What is expected Status: 3 (Gunso) Glory 3.0

Carries: Daisho (Blue and black saya, gold and blue handles), unusual baggy but flowy kimono, armor, green and gold obi, a tea set, sweets, key to the squad 2 sake cabinet.

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Soshi Karoshi
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« Reply #83 on: September 23, 2011, 01:10:28 AM »

As long as it can walk I am happy Smiley

The heavy armor is more important. And can it be pretty? Maybe with a little lotus flower on it? Or a frog devouring a Star? Perhaps a Dragon doing a dance over a skeleton? You know. Something pretty

*Creepy weird Kitsuki continues to amaze*

I am sure you realise that by making excessive demands you're either implying that your lord was incapable of providing you with the equipment needed for your service in the Imperial Legions or behaving questionably, by putting your own fancies before the interest of the Legion? I am sure you also realise what are the ramifications of either. I humbly ask you to be reasonable.
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Glory: 2 • Status: 1.5 • Honour: Untrustworthy

Personal DescriptionTheme MusicShards #1 & Shards #2Quartermaster's OfficeRules of RequisitionRequesting Gear & Provisions


Wears: sturdy clothing (maroon & black), light armour, mask, citrus scent, winter cloak (outdoors) • Carries: daisho, jitte, private stuff
Yogo Ousei
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« Reply #84 on: September 23, 2011, 01:22:11 AM »

*Creepy weird Kitsuki continues to amaze*

When the game starts...  I'll show you creepy. Wink
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Soshi Karoshi
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« Reply #85 on: September 23, 2011, 01:24:31 AM »

*Creepy weird Kitsuki continues to amaze*

When the game starts...  I'll show you creepy. Wink

*stifles laugh*

Haven't I said elsewhere that a game without a Yogo lacks certain thrill? Wink
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Glory: 2 • Status: 1.5 • Honour: Untrustworthy

Personal DescriptionTheme MusicShards #1 & Shards #2Quartermaster's OfficeRules of RequisitionRequesting Gear & Provisions


Wears: sturdy clothing (maroon & black), light armour, mask, citrus scent, winter cloak (outdoors) • Carries: daisho, jitte, private stuff
Kitsuki Masakaze
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« Reply #86 on: September 23, 2011, 01:43:31 AM »

As long as it can walk I am happy Smiley

The heavy armor is more important. And can it be pretty? Maybe with a little lotus flower on it? Or a frog devouring a Star? Perhaps a Dragon doing a dance over a skeleton? You know. Something pretty

*Creepy weird Kitsuki continues to amaze*

I am sure you realise that by making excessive demands you're either implying that your lord was incapable of providing you with the equipment needed for your service in the Imperial Legions or behaving questionably, by putting your own fancies before the interest of the Legion? I am sure you also realise what are the ramifications of either. I humbly ask you to be reasonable.

Replacing broken armour is hardly an excessive demand. Also, my lord cannot assist due to being miles away while I serve in the Legion. My lord therefore in effect becomes my chui. Who I am on good terms with. He may be quite angered to find out I was impeded from collecting armour I would need in the field. The decorations were just a preference, not a necessity. The armour is a necessity though. Or would you like to argue with me further nikutai?
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Honor: What is expected Status: 3 (Gunso) Glory 3.0

Carries: Daisho (Blue and black saya, gold and blue handles), unusual baggy but flowy kimono, armor, green and gold obi, a tea set, sweets, key to the squad 2 sake cabinet.

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Soshi Karoshi
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« Reply #87 on: September 23, 2011, 01:45:52 AM »

There's no argument, gunso-sama. There's never been.

*procures a normal set of heavy armour*
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Glory: 2 • Status: 1.5 • Honour: Untrustworthy

Personal DescriptionTheme MusicShards #1 & Shards #2Quartermaster's OfficeRules of RequisitionRequesting Gear & Provisions


Wears: sturdy clothing (maroon & black), light armour, mask, citrus scent, winter cloak (outdoors) • Carries: daisho, jitte, private stuff
Shinjo Shu
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« Reply #88 on: September 23, 2011, 02:14:51 AM »

Our next quartermaster should be a shugenja.

"Summon horse!"
"But it just brings a horse from somewhere nearby!"
"I said summon horse!"

I suddenly had a thought about how awesome that could be.  I imagine it would be something like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aWwSDn_bgY&feature=related
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Honor: What is expected  Glory 3  Status 1.5
Carries: Daisho with plumwood saya, silver tsuba and hilt wrapped in puple silk, several kama in pouch on back. 
On Horse: Dai-Kyu and quiver
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« Reply #89 on: September 23, 2011, 02:18:04 AM »

I was thinking more about the merchant a couple miles off whose cart is suddenly rolling downhill with no horse to support it  Grin
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Honor: Exceptional
Status: 3.0 (Pending possible Chui-hood)
Glory: 2.0
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